Requiem
I've decided to rewrite the Requiem text to better fit Pastafarianism. I'll be using Fauré's text, because I like Fauré's requiem and because it doesn't have so much of the violent stuff that Christianity has but Pastafarianism doesn't. I can't rewrite the Kyrie because it's Greek, but here is the /(Introit|Requiem Aeternam)/:
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Epula
esca perpetua nutriat eis.
Te decet embamma, Pasta laudanda
et piritatibus alebis tu in saeculum:
conserve res collyrarum meas,
ad te omnis cibus veniet.
